I think we should begin with a rating system for reviews.
5 $$$$$=so amazing I'm actually lonely w/o the company of the character 's... A must read, or you have never truly lived.
4$$$$=really enjoyable but if someone yelled fire I'd take the time to grab it before evacuating
3$$$- it's good enough to pass the time on public transportation
2$$- I would lend it, not worrying if it was ever given back
1$-I use it as a cat toy, my cat loves shredding the paper, I assume it came from "petco"
0$-this is an insult to the creation dubbed reading. It should be hung from a gibbet to remind the masses how serious an awful book is